"He was the leader of a band of thieves who invaded Hyrule in the hopes of establishing dominion over the Sacred Realm. He was known as a demon thief, an evil-magic wielder renowned for his ruthlessness..."
{{ SMUT IN NOTES, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WANNA SEX THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP. }}
*invisible and thinks to himself, "What a gloomy...dwarf...thing, looks like he's not expecting much.... oh well." *appears suddenly infront of you* BOO!